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Under the (painkiller) influence

Published May 2, 2012 by crazyinpink

I take a lot of painkillers. My daily medication currently consists of 9 different pills of varying strengths.

Sometimes I do crazy things when I’ve taken too many painkillers, when my head’s a little fuzzy and I’m not 100% sure of what’s going on around me.

Here are some things I’ve done in the last week alone:

  • bought a Moriarty tshirt online then forgot about it


(yet another Sherlock-based item I’ve bought under the influence)

  • took a yoghurt to work then forgot which fridge I’d put it in, resulting in me rummaging in all four fridges and getting weird looks
  • forgetting the access code that opens the doors to the stairs in work after using it at least 10 times that day alone; used it to go downstairs then two minutes later could not for the life of me remember what the simple 5-digit code was. I had to stand there for 10 minutes before someone opened the door.
  • sending very flirty messages to a male friend
  • engaging in an extremely odd conversation with another male friend in which he called me ‘a buxom wench’
  • taking off one shoe at my desk but keeping the other one on then forgetting this when I went to the bathroom and walked the length of the office in an odd shoe-sock combo…

Sometimes, I just shouldn’t be allowed out.