I take a lot of painkillers. My daily medication currently consists of 9 different pills of varying strengths.
Sometimes I do crazy things when I’ve taken too many painkillers, when my head’s a little fuzzy and I’m not 100% sure of what’s going on around me.
Here are some things I’ve done in the last week alone:
- bought a Moriarty tshirt online then forgot about it
(yet another Sherlock-based item I’ve bought under the influence)
took a yoghurt to work then forgot which fridge I’d put it in, resulting in me rummaging in all four fridges and getting weird looks
forgetting the access code that opens the doors to the stairs in work after using it at least 10 times that day alone; used it to go downstairs then two minutes later could not for the life of me remember what the simple 5-digit code was. I had to stand there for 10 minutes before someone opened the door.
sending very flirty messages to a male friend
engaging in an extremely odd conversation with another male friend in which he called me ‘a buxom wench’
taking off one shoe at my desk but keeping the other one on then forgetting this when I went to the bathroom and walked the length of the office in an odd shoe-sock combo…
Sometimes, I just shouldn’t be allowed out.